Showing posts with label Abortion. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Abortion. Show all posts

Sunday, December 2, 2012

Southlands Anti-Abortionists Worship a God that simply loves Fetus-Fanticide


Down in Invercargill, the mostly Catholic, protesters have been doing what anti-abortionists around the world do best - threatening and intimidating woman entering Southlands clinic.  

Being ‘good Catholics’ and listing papal lacky MP Bill English as a supporter, 'Southlanders for Life' are not just harassing those women wanting terminations but also ironically those there for fertility treatment.   

Amongst their callous targets in their ‘name and shame policy’ are staff and those attending the clinic plus their relatives for good measure.   

Threats include this email sent anonymously to the Abortion Law Reform Association back in October…. 

“People who work at the clinic are legitimate targets and so are you. You’ll be hearing from me again, that is if your computer, or in fact your premises, are in one piece,” 

These fucktards can’t see the grand irony being supposed ‘pro-life’ on one hand yet advocating ‘killing in the name’ and engaging in violence on the other.    

They are so pig ignorant they can’t even see the fact their chosen god ‘Yahweh’ actually loves abortion!  

Yahweh terminates literally millions of pregnancies every week.   

His manifesto ‘The Bible’ parts one & two has not one bad word to say about abortion.   

You don’t even have to be a Christian either for Yahweh to go about his number one pet hobby – murdering children in the womb.      

Hitler and his henchmen, all good Catholics by the way, were just pretenders when it comes to senseless, barbaric murder.   

Yahweh and his brat are the fetus-fanticide kings and Southland's anti-abortion rabble are his # 1 supporters.   
 
 

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

It’s time for Andy Moore to admit his God loves Abortion



New Zealander, Cantabrian and erstwhile American Andy Moore is a rather complex bloke.

At one juncture, back home here in N.Z he supported a liberal party, ACT.

In America that’s the Libertarians.

Ironically ACT’s ‘prosthelytising’ Less Government in Your Life’ campaign stands stood at our local Agriculture Show only metres from his own ‘blood and guts’ displays of the evils of abortion.   

But as Ian Steward (Star Sunday Times Sept 9th 2012) rightfully pointed out Kiwis are largely ambivalent to ‘single message’ politics.

Abortion doesn’t rate in New Zealand.

Most New Zealanders don’t believe in an interventionist god.  

So poor old Andy was left banging his head against a brick wall, pissing in the wind here in New Zealand, with people like me poking fun at him and an ambivalent press.  

Computer savy his greatest success came via the internet.

Abortion Wiki is one of his.

He also set-up a mirror site to New Zealand’s Abortion Law Reform Association.   

Back in 2010 Andy Moore boarded a plane to the epicentre of the anti-abortion movement, the only Western Country I can think of where abortion is a major issue, The United States.  

Originally it was for a speaking tour – rather surprising – since by & large Americans struggle to understand ‘the mother tongue’.

Immediately he found a kinship and soon a relationship with the daughter of the person who first sponsored the trip.      

He now has a child, in the sanctity of marriage of course.

His web site ‘Star Studded Super Step’ - a blog site I must gleefully point-out once attracted only a half of the hits of my own – now features a lead article ‘Davy Crocket Defender of The Constitution’.    

There are still articles about New Zealand on Andy’s blog like the one associating the return of Free Milk in New Zealand with Free Abortions but to find then you need to transpose the dates to American i.e. 9/11 in N.Z terms = 9th November, and ignore politicking to vote for Rick Santorum. Hardly a libertarian.        

But has always grated me about Andy Moore is his total inability to answer one question relating to his abortion crusade, the one no anti-abortionist dares answer.  

One which I’ve posted on his site regularly and always got a ‘wishy washy’ answer.

The question I pose is simple:

WHY DOES THE GOD OF THE BIBLE KEEP ABORTING CHILDREN?

Yahweh’s tally is in the billions.

You could start a thousand 10 story abortion clinics around the globe, staff them with ex concentration camp guards, have them operate 24/7 and never come close to Yahweh’s kill rate.

My own wife and I went through the trauma of a mis-carriage.

Currently 15 to 20 per cent of woman similarly self-abort, it’s very prevalent.  

A massive percentage, given Andy and his fellow zealot’s god Yahweh, apparently has the power to intervene and allow the foetus to fully gestate.   

Moore and his followers grab Yahweh’s manifesto at every point and use it as some sort of moral justification for being pro-life when in-fact god didn’t put a single line in about abortion being bad.

The evidence is obvious to anyone, Christians especially.  

The god of The Bible loves killing the unborn.

So it is high-time for Andy Moore to admit the god he prays to loves abortion.

In-fact goes about the ghastly task with perverted relish.

Fess-up Andy. 

 

Sunday, August 29, 2010

Calling-on all Atheists: Let’s stop the baby slaughter!


Between 10 to 50% of all pregnancies end in spontaneous abortion (better known as miscarriages)

God (a,k.a Yahweh and Allah etc) clearly wants these embryos and fetus’s to die.

God therefore arbitrarily slaughters millions of unborn humans every week of the year and does so with some relish.

God is pitiless in his blood lust.

Natural abortions occur at the same rate in the pregnancies of his devout followers and the population of non-believers.

More disturbingly Gods followers see nothing wrong with this mass-murder and still fall to their knees in homage to his megalomania.

I’m calling on all atheists to take a stand against this pathological baby killer by protesting outside your closest church or mosque.

Let’s show these theists we don’t accept their God’s baby-slaughter.


Sunday, February 28, 2010

Family Planning in New Zealand under attack from Christian Extremists.


“The philosophy of Family Planning is alien to a culture of life.” (Right to Life NZ)


Every day literally hundreds of thousands of New Zealand women take ‘the pill’ for contraception.

In 1995 the percentage of women in this country taking some sort of contraception was put at 75%, males/couples using condoms at 12%.

Few if any adults consider ‘the pill’ to be a form of abortion.

One of the rarest forms of contraceptive methods practiced (4%) happens to be what has been dubbed by its advocates as ‘Natural Contraception.’

Natural Contraception relies on the couples avoiding fertile days of the monthly cycle and the male pulling-out prior to ejaculation.

It was known as ‘The Rhythm Method’ and prescribed for decades by The Catholic Church.

The chances of a female falling pregnant using ‘Natural Contraception’ is about 10% - or one in ten times intercourse takes place – so the jokes about large Catholic families are based-on more than school-yard innuendo.

The chances of one falling pregnant taking ‘the pill’ is about 1 in 200.

Given these stark differences in effectiveness and the relative ease of use, the preferred contraceptive method for Kiwi’s is ‘the pill.’

To the conservative Christian movement in New Zealand all the forms of contraception are evil, products of The Beelzebub Corporation and peddled to 10 year olds in parks by Labour voting lesbians - in particular ‘the pill’ is top of their hate-list.

They consider ‘the pill’ to be what they term ‘a chemical abortion’ and the chief peddlers of this death The New Zealand Family Planning Association, is in their sights.

The Stop New Zealand Family Planning group - a loose collection of anti-abortionists, far right conservatives modeled-on similar and dangerous groups in the U.S, Family First, Catholic Church, religious ‘end of times’ nut-cases with nothing better to do – is out to deny New Zealanders the right to decide their own contraception.

They fervently believe sex is only for procreation between married couples and any other forms of contraception is an abomination in the eyes of their god called Yahweh.

Stop Family Planning want the Government to close down family-planning clinics and for schools to teach teenagers that sex is dirty and can only be practiced by those who have undertaken an ordinated wedding – never, ever between any other form of consenting adults.

Don’t get them going-on on gays, either - they hate homosexuals with a passion - get all giggly at the thought of them burning in hell.

Stop Family Planning wants Kiwi’s to know chemical contraception is a form of child abuse and women should feel guilty using its deadly cocktail to stop eggs ovulating.

The very principal of Family Planning and free access to contraception is in-fact killing the countries future!

Seriously, have any of these guys ever had a root?
What is going-on in the heads of these eccentric loons?


Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Nutty Christian Pressure Group wants N.Z Family Planning Closed!

New Zealand has one of the highest rates of teenage pregnancy in the western world. By the age of 21 one-in-four Kiwi woman have been pregnant at least once.

The Family Planning Association is the governmental agency that is empowered to educate and give advice on sexual health for all ages. Family Planning is free to access and provides free contraception to those that choose to avail themselves. They also test for STD’s, cervical cancer, AIDS etc.

In short they provide an invaluable & needed service in New Zealand Society.

Ominously there is now a pressure-group, inspired by the literal word of their favourite book, that wants Family Planning closed altogether.

Their name states their explicit mission: STOP FAMILY PLANNING.

In a scene closely reminiscent to Monty Pythons ‘The Meaning of Life’ Stop Family Planning believe the sanctity of human life begins literally “the moment your dad came.”




The spilling of ones seed, Onan style or otherwise, is an abomination in the eyes of their god and New Zealand society must be educated that sex is only for procreation.

Putting rubber things on ones diddle is pissing Yahweh off and must stop!

Sperm and egg-cells are people too and have rights!

Alarmingly their fringe Old Testament views of the way modern-society should treat the sanctity of male ejaculate and females fallopian tubes, managed to attract two hundred supporters, who marched to Parliament Building (Wellington) last week.

Not un-surprisingly Family First members were prominent in their ranks.

One part of me wants to burst in-to laughter at this group’s Victorian antics – but this group is not to be taken lightly.

The death of one sperm is murder and child-abuse!

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Christian Al-Qaeda Rejoice at Murder




What a sick bunch of f*cks, these so-called ‘pro-lifers’ are.

Sycophantic, hypocrites, that believe their own cause, justifies murder, bombings, threats and intimidation etc.

They are nothing but, Christian Al-Qaeda.

The murderer of Doctor George Tiller, will little doubt become another martyr for their cause.

It’s about time we all woke-up and saw pro-lifers, for who they are - terrorists in our midst.

Terrorists with Bibles, rather than Korans.

Narrow-minded, fanatics bent-on appeasing their God, even if it means murder.

Menace to society, spitting their venomous bile in the face of the democratic process.

When democracy fails their cause, without exception, anti-abortionists resort to fear and intimidation.

They murder, where necessary as part of their Jihad, and rejoice at the blood-letting.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Christian Anti-Abortion Terrorists Kill Again – New Zealand Next?

Before we get to the latest murder making headlines, let’s take the liberty of profiling some of the other murders, anti-abortionists have undertaken in the name of their cause.

You’ll notice, the perpetrators of the crimes, hold one ideal, close to their hearts.

That’s the united belief they are on a mission, ordained by God.

If that modus-operandi, sounds strangely familiar – try thinking about planes crashing into buildings.

Indeed, such is the depth of hatred amongst and outright venom, amongst anti-abortionists here in New Zealand – they are lording this latest murder, as ‘justifiable’.

Just like the Islamic Terrorists, anti-abortionists are able to twist pervert their own Christian beliefs, to justify indiscriminate violence and murder.

1993: Florida, Doctor David Gunn, murdered by member of Operation Rescue.

1994: Dr. John Britton and James Barrett, a clinic escort, were both shot to death outside of another facility in Pensacola, by Reverend Paul Jennings Hill. The good reverend was executed.

1994: Two receptionists Shannon Lowney and Lee Ann Nichols, were killed in two clinic attacks in Massachusetts. John Salvi, with links to Human Life International confessed to the murders, but committed suicide, prior to trial.

1998: Robert Sanderson, an off-duty police officers, who moon-lighted as a security guard at an abortion clinic in Birmingham, Alabama, was killed when his workplace was
bombed, by Eric Rudolf (infamous for The Atalanta Games bombings) Had links to a shadowy Christian group called The Army of God. Rudolfs crusade also involved bombing a lesbian bar.

1998: Dr. Barnett Slepian was shot to death at his home in New York. His killer, who was a member of The Lambs of Christ, fled to France where he was captured and returned to U.S for trial and imprisonment.

Now, these are just the known murders.

There are a number of unsolved cases where anti-abortion Doctors were killed, and where no one claimed responsibility & the guilty parties were never tracked-down.

These North American attacks go back to 1984, when an abortion clinic and two physicians' offices in Florida were bombed in the early morning of Christmas Day by a quartet of young people (Matt Goldsby, Jimmy Simmons, Kathy Simmons, Kaye Wiggins) who later called the bombings "a gift to Jesus on his birthday”.

2000, saw a Catholic priest drive his car into the Northern Illinois Health Clinic after learning that the FDA had approved the drug RU-486. He pulled out an ax before being shot at by a security guard.

In 2001, The Planned Parenthood Federation of America, receives a powdery substance at 90 of its facilities, from a group calling itself the Army of God. Samples taken later tested negative for Anthrax.

The list of this reign of anti-abortion terrorism is extensive, and damning.

And before you say “this is just an American phenomenon” – think again.

In 2002 a security-guard at a Melbourne abortion clinic was shot in the face, and killed by a pro-life activist.

The wife of my own Doctor, herself a part-time physician at a clinic here in Christchurch, has received treats.

So the anti-abortion movement’s, radical and dangerous under-belly, operates in every western country.

Mark my words – it will only be a matter of time till we see our own terror attacks here in New Zealand.

We will soon see our own Dr George Tiller.

In fact we are overdue home-grown terrorism of this kind, given the share venom you see on Kiwi ‘pro-life’ blogs, rejoicing at the murder of Dr Tiller.

Footnote: The first manifestation of Marilyn Manson, wrote & dedicated the following song to Dr David Gunn, the first person to die at the hands of Christian Anti-Abortion Terrorists.



Thursday, April 2, 2009

If God is against Abortion, Pedophilia, Slavery, Racism etc why doesn’t he simply just say so?


Whilst doing my recent article on Adam and Eve, I came to the realisation, that the Christian Bible, turns a blind-eye to a whole range of what believers term sins, and what mainstream secular world often deems illegal practices.

Polygamy.

Abortion (not illegal in most countries, but clearly a bone of contention)

Pedophilia.

Illegal Drug taking.

The list goes-on.

The Bible deafly is silent on a whole raft of sins – unlike its followers, who come up with all sorts of erroneous ‘join the dots’ links to scriptural passages, to try and justify their stand based on ‘Gods word’ - when in reality there are no specifics.

Cobbling passages together and placing them under another banner, doesn’t answer the crux of this dissertation:

Why didn’t God didn’t simply come-out and say “Child Sex is not permissible” etc and put it down in print for the benefit of mankind??

Why not include one line to say “terminating pregnancy is not on”?

Another line to indicate “One wife is ample”?

Remember this is the God fella here, not some mortal who forgot to look at his research notes.

Therefore we need to ask ourselves - who made polygamy, abortion, pedophilia and drug taking etc, sinful?

Clearly not, the God geezer from The Bible.

Nor evidently for that matter, does the God bloke give a rats-arse about similarly un-important subjects like, contraception, slavery, racism etc.

Glaringly Mr God didn’t say “boo” directly on any of these themes and Christian theologians over the centuries, have been left instead to interpret and cut & paste where necessary – all to justify their stands on a gambit of ‘sins’ which mainstream society recognises as crimes/injustices - but for which there is sadly not one iota of direct mention in their holy book.

Conversely the God bloke had time in his memoirs to include things that are of greater concern to him personally, and clearly more relevant to the day-to-day existence of his playthings.

So instead of telling us not to enslave another human, priority in his best-seller, is given to more important matters at hand, like:

“No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord” [Deuteronomy 23:1]

“Then said Abishai the son of Zeruiah unto the king, Why should this dead dog curse my lord the king? let me go over, I pray thee, and take off his head”.[ 2 Samuel 16 or something]

"...do not plant your field with two kinds of seed. Do not wear material woven of two kinds of material." (Leviticus 19:19)

“But all in the seas or in the rivers that do not have fins and scales, all that move in the water or any living thing which is in the water, they are an abomination." (Leviticus 11:10)

One can only conclude God chappy thinks it’s more important issuing sanctions on footwear and eating oysters, than child sex.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Find-out why all Christian Pro-Lifers Support the Termination of Pregnancies


I’m putting my cards on the table here, right from the start – those virtuous Pro-Lifers make me want to puke, they make my skin-crawl, with their two-faced morality.

It’s not that I’m in the least bit interested in the subject of abortion either, like most Kiwis’ it doesn’t register on my radar.

There’s something about these sanctimonious types, spending their whole lives obsessing over a subject like abortion, when there are far greater ills in society – that gets my goat up.

These pro-lifers all have this supercilious ‘fighting the good fight’ approach, and a zealousness that puts a re-education officer from North Korea to shame.

They thrive, showing-us-all gruesome photos, politicking to ‘the cows come home’ and even physically attacking those who believe in a woman’s right to choose.

My own doctor’s wife has fallen foul of these zealots illegal tactics via abuse, vandalism and even death threats.

Let’s cut to the chase here: to a person, Pro-Lifers are Christian busy-bodies with no real-lives, and a myopic view of the world, only possible to focus on with ‘god-goggles’.

What is the most ironic thing about these Christian warriors is their deep-seated belief it is O.K to kill the unborn.

Yes, you read that correctly: all Christian pro-lifers are comfortable with the termination of a pregnancy.

But only, if it’s God does the termination.

Pro-lifers see no problem if their God decided tomorrow, that every pregnant woman on this planet miscarried, yet dare to use the banner pro-life!

Pro-Lifers don’t give a monkeys if your baby, was born was deformed.

Tough-shit buddy, that’s God will.

Footnote: Someone I know had a Christian door-knocker tell her, their son, who has MS, was cursed by God and his parents were to blame for his condition through their sinful ways reducing her to tears! Charming.

Pro-Lifers are comfortable with God drowning millions of pregnant woman, and children in the Biblical flood.

Pro-Lifers don’t give a rats-arse about the Woman & Couples rights – just appeasing their God.

These ‘Warriors of Christ’ don’t care if a woman is raped and becomes pregnant, only following Gods will, that is to say, being defiled and then enduring the ignominy of carrying the attackers child to birth.

If a couple chooses to terminate a birth, due to the detection of a birth deformity in their unborn – this is against the sanctity of Gods word and must be stopped, but if God wants to terminate the same fetus, they see no problem.

A human can act in an immoral fashion – but never their precious God.

Their God can drown millions of children, pregnant women and they don’t take issue with this.

You never see an anti-abortion protest outside a Church, where a seething ‘foaming at the mouth’ mob displays placards with “God Kills Children” , “Stop the Slaughter of the Unborn”, “Gods blood is on your hands” etc.

That’s why Pro-Lifers make me want to puke.

They are inconsistent, moral bankrupts.

PS: Here’s what one of the pro-lifer types wrote me recently when I questioned him about Gods mass-drowning, so you get to know the mentality of these creeps. When reading this folks, just remember “it’s all very simple”!

I know that you won’t agree with this, but there is a difference between God executing judgement and a woman murdering her baby. God is entitled to execute judgement, a woman is not entitled to murder her baby. It’s all very simple: 1) God made the universe, therefore he owns it and he makes the rules 2) Every person has sinned and deserves the death penalty for sin 3) God is merciful and does not want people to die so Jesus died and paid the death penalty for us (he also came back to life to remind us that he is stronger than death). It is like a judge imposing a fine then offering to write a cheque and pay the fine 4) Those who do not accept the offer of the cheque will suffer punishment and final destruction: hell is not a place of endless torture {because God is not a sadist}, it is a place of final death 5) God is entitled to destroy anyone such as yourself who refuses the offer of the cheque, but instead he gives you unmerited favour and allows you to live so that you have plenty of opportunities for accepting the cheque I know that you do not believe any of this, but it is the truth whether or not you acknowledge it as the truth. Likewise “the sun rises in the east” is true even if you believe that it rises in the southwest. That is the nature of objective truth. Remember this always: God is not a cruel spoil-sport, he is love.



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Pro-Life New Zealand.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Low-Life Pastor seeks to exploit Victorian Bush Fire Tragedy

“In my dream I saw fire everywhere with flames burning very high and uncontrollably. With this I woke up from my dream with the interpretation as the following words came to me in a flash from the Spirit of God”.

The share enormity and devastation of the Victorian bush fires across in Australia, is there for the world to see.

The tragedy and loss of life and property, best brought home when we saw the horrific images of burnt-out of cars, whole neighbourhoods obliterated & when we learnt people, in some cases whole families, were burnt alive.

In the face of what he saw, The Australian Prime Minister was brought close to tears

It defies humanity itself, that someone could have started these fires deliberately, and that others would now seek to exploit the tragedy for their own personal gain.

Pastor Danny Nalliah, from the ironically named ‘Catch The Fire Ministries’(part of the nut-case Assemblies of God group, that spawned the fraudster Pastor Michael Guglielmucci) in Melbourne, is one such low-life who hopes to ‘cash-in’ from the tragedy.

The reward Pastor Nalliah is chasing , rather than being one of monetary gain, is of the heavenly kind.

This sad excuse for a human, has blamed the bushfires disaster, on laws decriminalising abortion in Victoria, coupled with his vengeful Gods wrath.

The Pentecostal church's leader, claims he had a dream about raging fires on October 21 last year, and that he woke with "a flash from the Spirit of God: that his conditional protection has been removed from the nation of Australia, in particular Victoria, for approving the slaughter of innocent children in the womb".

Catch The Fire Ministries has called upon all Australian Bible-believing God-fearing Christians to repent, and called upon the Lord Jesus Christ for His mercy and protection over Australia once again. In other words: our God will give you Aussies a similar dose of death & destruction, unless you follow what he has to say & what we tell you.

Comforting-words no doubt, to victims who have lost a loved-one.

Some of this offensive diatribe was taken straight from a media release made by Pastor Nalliah and his church - the audacity & lack of sensitivity of this scum-bag, knows no bounds.

As part of this news-release Pastor Nalliah, confident in his convictions that [quote] “God has rained his Mercy”, even takes the liberty to publish his phone-number.

It’s: 03-9794-8211 (by the way, if you are calling from outside Australia you’ll need to dial 61-3-9794-8211)

There’s also an email inquiries@cathchthefire.com.au.

I don’t want to be seen to be encouraging individuals reading this, to send him offensive messages, though.

Last year, I believed Pastor Michael Guglielmucci’s false claims he had cancer, were about as low as a human-being could sink – short of staffing a death camp etc.

But on reflection, his fellow ‘Assemblies of Vengeful and Murderous God’ pastor, Nalliah, through insensitity alone, has stooped to new depths of depravity in the name of his religion.

PS: When you listen to this You-Tube from Aussie 80’s band ‘Painters & Dockers’ be sure to replace the word ‘Yuppie’ with ‘Nalliah’.

Saturday, November 1, 2008

One of The Worlds oldest known Abortion Recipes: Straight from the pages of ‘The Bible’.


Numbers 5:12-28

12 "Speak to the Israelites and say to them: 'If a man's wife goes astray and is unfaithful to him 13 by sleeping with another man, and this is hidden from her husband and her impurity is undetected (since there is no witness against her and she has not been caught in the act), 14 and if feelings of jealousy come over her husband and he suspects his wife and she is impure—or if he is jealous and suspects her even though she is not impure- 15 then he is to take his wife to the priest. He must also take an offering of a tenth of an ephah of barley flour on her behalf. He must not pour oil on it or put incense on it, because it is a grain offering for jealousy, a reminder offering to draw attention to guilt.

16 " 'The priest shall bring her and have her stand before the LORD. 17 Then he shall take some holy water in a clay jar and put some dust from the tabernacle floor into the water. 18 After the priest has had the woman stand before the LORD, he shall loosen her hair and place in her hands the reminder offering, the grain offering for jealousy, while he himself holds the bitter water that brings a curse. 19 Then the priest shall put the woman under oath and say to her, "If no other man has slept with you and you have not gone astray and become impure while married to your husband, may this bitter water that brings a curse not harm you. 20 But if you have gone astray while married to your husband and you have defiled yourself by sleeping with a man other than your husband"- 21 here the priest is to put the woman under this curse of the oath-"may the LORD cause your people to curse and denounce you when he causes your thigh to waste away and your abdomen to swell. [b] 22 May this water that brings a curse enter your body so that your abdomen swells and your thigh wastes away. [c] " Then the woman is to say, "Amen. So be it."

23 " 'The priest is to write these curses on a scroll and then wash them off into the bitter water. 24 He shall have the woman drink the bitter water that brings a curse, and this water will enter her and cause bitter suffering. 25 The priest is to take from her hands the grain offering for jealousy, wave it before the LORD and bring it to the altar. 26 The priest is then to take a handful of the grain offering as a memorial offering and burn it on the altar; after that, he is to have the woman drink the water. 27 If she has defiled herself and been unfaithful to her husband, then when she is made to drink the water that brings a curse, it will go into her and cause bitter suffering; her abdomen will swell and her thigh waste away, and she will become accursed among her people. 28 If, however, the woman has not defiled herself and is free from impurity, she will be cleared of guilt and will be able to have children.

So there’s Gods punishment for foul-mouthed, pregnant wives who stray – death to her unborn child, and any chance of conceiving outside the matrimonial bed, gone as well. Good old “bitter water” the Biblical equivalent of the RU486, only so much better!

Strange, I always understood Christians, are against abortion? Pro-Life, even? That must have been my mistake sorry, because here we have a recipe for aborting children in The Old Testament and THE LORDS word is after-all , THE LORDS word.

PS: By the way if you are giving it a try, an ephah is the modern-day equivalent of about two litres, but to be sure I’d recommend you better run through the concoction with your neighbourhood priest, before shoving it down the throat of your ‘knocked-up’, philandering wife.