ON HOLIDAY

                                           See you in a couple of weeks.

Quick Arm Yourself! Obama’s Zombie Apocalypse is coming to a state near you!

Some nutcase loner, son of a mother who thought the world was going to end, kills 27 defenceless children, their caregivers, said mother & what is the flow-on of his senseless murder on the rest of a horrified society?

Did they stand-up unison and say “let’s get rid of killer guns once and for all”?

Mainstream politicians cross across the floor to unite saying “Let’s own up to the problem and solve it together”?

Hell No!

This is America.

In the U.S they rush down to their local gun-shop, nestled beside a coffeehouse and garden-shop, and purchase the exact same sort of guns Adam Lanza used to kill the innocents!

Yes, indeed ‘Only in America’ would sales of guns soar to record levels after a massacre like Sandy Hook.

But of course you can’t blame just the mass-murder in Connecticut for the planet’s most  paranoid human population becoming more paranoid than usual.

Some of the other reasons for Americans rearming themselves with human-killing guns have been put down to other causations.

After fear here’s another couple….

2.) The re-election of President Obama

3.) Zombies.

In number two spot it’s all about that evil socialist Obama who apparently doesn’t like his citizens pumping 11 bullets into the body and head of a seven year old girl & wants to limit their ownership. Kind-of like every other sane western country but WTF I’ve never been out of Tennessee. Jeeeze that wimp Obama cried on T.V so no wonder we as a family turned-over to watch the wrestling. Billy Joe Jr cleaned the AK-47 using KFC grease so as a treat we let him stay-up later and see the UFC.      

But moving on to reason # 3, I know you are itching for me to get to this.

Some Americans perceive a ‘real’ threat to their safety is the one posed by the walking dead, popularised on T.V and film, and this is the prime motivating factor in purchasing a gun.  

A marketing fact not lost on U.S ammo manufactures like Hornady who have their own special bullets called ‘Zombie Max’ (that's a real promo above) 

Z Max for short.

Z mispronounced zee, not zed as in the English translation.  

Ammo tested on rallies of Tea Party members i.e. brain dead humans were as close as Hornady could get without risking cries of animal cruelty.    

Seriously not even I could make up shit like this up and I’m one sick twisted prick with serious issues that can only be solved by listening to punk music and consuming large quantities of beer. 

The info on zombie-paranoia comes from no lesser (impeccable?) source than the FBI who do background checks on new gun owners.   

Purchasing a gun in preparation of the up-coming Zombie Apocalypse – I say fuck those Central Americans and their complicated calendar - is now amongst the top 10 listed reasons behind U.S ownership and climbing!   

  

Guns are Americans Mutant Gene

This is a guy in a Virginia bar have a few beers with his mates.

Yes, indeed that is a pistol of some kind poking out of his jeans.

Overseas people like me view picture this with a mixture of (a.) amusement  (b.) unease.

I certainly would not want to be in a room with a bunch of intoxicated guys carrying weapons designed to kill everyone in that space.

Yet, Americans view this as being part of their DNA, be it a mutant gene of some sort.

Like an out-of-control alcoholic the way to solve any issue is to go out and drown their sorrows.

In light of Sandy Hook we have some Americans now wanting teachers to be armed.

Why not go the whole hog and arm the kids?

Make it compulsory for everyone?

Tourists could be given lessons on how to kill (American for ‘self defence’) on arriving at LAX, JFK etc.

To elaborate on the analogy of the drunk, unless you can first accept you have a problem with alcohol you can’t solve the issue.

Americans can’t accept as a country they have a problem with guns, cling on to a piece of paper that was penned when Red Indians roamed the plains, bears the forest outside their door and when the local sheriff was a day horse-ride away.   

There is much to admire about America’s libertarian ethos, but the countries gun culture is frankly dangerous.

I am proud to live in a country where even the Police don’t carry guns in the normal course of their duties.

I enjoy going to my regular pub and having a beer without having to pack a gun.     

The U.S Gun-Laws are Fucked-Up.

I’m sorry but when people in politics and the media start proposing armed guards at Kindergartens you know there are deep underlying issues within that given society.

I have rallied on this subject before but the U.S’s issue with firearms boils down to paranoid people wandering the streets with guns.

From a Kiwi perspective it’s a scary thought thinking the guy walking towards you on a Texas Street could be carrying a weapon, could go ‘postal’ at the slightest affront.   

Placing guns in the easy reach of planets most paranoid populous is a recipe for disaster.  

So many guns there’s 9 for every in 10 U.S civilians.  

Presidents, Congressmen/women are prime targets.   

In Australia, Prime Minister John Howard summed-up the situation down here when he commented after a 1996 mass killings in that country that "we took action to limit the availability of guns, and we showed a national resolved that the gun culture that is such a negative in the U.S. would never become a negative in our country."

In New Zealand they vet all potential gun-owners to prevent known nutters like Adam Lanza getting their psychotic paws on them.

N.Z has all but banned people killing sub-machineguns.

The two main political parties here have a bi-partisan approach to gun control.

People here feel safe.

People in the U.S obviously don’t, when the only credible non-recreational reason for carrying a gun in the first-place is to shoot someone.   

By the way the photo (above) is of Caroline Previdi a six year old victim of the Sandy Hook massacre.

She looks spookily like my own daughter did at that age.

Try telling her parents the U.S gun laws aren’t fucked-up.  

KIWI MOTHER PUTS HER BELIEFS AHEAD OF HER SONS WELFARE

The moment I heard her son was named after a chemical element ‘Neon’ I knew we were dealing with a wacko alternative lifer.

This instant opinion was re-enforced when I heard her utterances that the protocol doctors were following was "really evil".

So what were these evil doctors doing exactly?

They were trying to save U.K based Kiwi mother Sally Robert’s son’s life.

Poor 7 year-old Neon has a brain tumour and doctors were proposing to treat him with radiotherapy.

So Roberts took her lad into hiding.

After a five day nationwide search British Police caught-up with the pair.  

Robert’s isn’t exactly sure what therapies will be effective saving young Neon only it’s not going to be radiotherapy.  

When you read the word therapy there is really another word that should be placed in front of it: alternative.

Robert’s estranged husband, Neon’s father Ben Roberts said he too was open to “open to other approaches.”

What these ‘approaches’ are, is open to interpretation.

Bathing the child’s head in goats blood under a full moon?

The legal system has now intervened to ensure Neon is saved from his parents border-line psychotic beliefs that they somehow know better than health professionals who like nothing better to do than in essence torturing children, ignore cures to satisfy their evil agenda.       

The parents waste valuable time seeking out cures which doctors say don’t exist.  

In these all too frequent cases the welfare of the child should be paramount.

What is the religion of The World’s Top 20 Modern-Day Dictators?

Muammar Gaddafi (Islam)  

Saddam Hussein (Sunni Muslim)  

Adolf Hitler (Catholic)  

Vladimir Lenin (Atheist)  

Francisco Franco (Catholic)  

Benito Mussolini (Catholic) 

Pol Pot (Buddhist/Atheist)  

Robert Mugabe (Catholic)  

Idi Amin (Islam)   

Mao Tse-Tung (Atheist)  

Mobutu Sese Seko (Catholic)  

Nicolae Ceausescu (Catholic)  

Slobodan Milosevic (Serb Orthodox)  

Jean-Claude Duvalier (Catholic mixed with local native religion)  

Ferdinand Marcos (Catholic)  

Omar al-Bashir (Muslim)   

Hosni Mubarak (Sunni Muslim) 

Fulgencio Batista (Unknown)  

António Salazar (Catholic)  

Alfredo Stroessner (Catholic)

 

Footnote: in no particular order  

 

 

 

Well Fuck Me ‘N.Z Religions Unite Against Violence’

The two introductory paragraphs in today’s paper encapsulated the duplicitous nature of the headline ‘Religions unite against violence’

"More than 40 New Zealand religious leaders have taken a joint stand today against violence towards women or children.

 The 35 men and six women, representing 29 organisations, have promised to encourage their believers to report family violence, hold perpetrators to account and support victims, and to train their clerics and other staff in how to respond to family violence and work with anti-violence agencies" 

The maths is simple.

41 Church leaders and just 6 of them are women.

The irony didn’t escape moi.

No journalist managed to ask if this wasn’t a bit ‘rich’ to pontificate against family violence whilst having in-house policies to subjugate women.

Then there are the more obvious overt mandates inherent in these signed-up religious bodies towards violence.

Why did the docile media give these religious leaders a free ride and ask them why they personally follow a doctrine that clearly mandates violence?

Try this for size…

"And slay them wherever ye find them, and drive them out of the places whence they drove you out, for persecution [of Muslims] is worse than slaughter [of non-believers]... but if they desist, then lo! Allah is forgiving and merciful.   And fight them until persecution is no more, and religion is for Allah” [Quran]

“The LORD is a man of war: the LORD is his name” [Exodus]

The Bible has by popular count 1214 violent passages and the Quran 527.

The Quran is 8.5% full of verses that involves some form of violence, sexism etc.

It’s about time these religious leaders got their own houses in order before preaching to others.

  

Southlands Anti-Abortionists Worship a God that simply loves Fetus-Fanticide

Down in Invercargill, the mostly Catholic, protesters have been doing what anti-abortionists around the world do best - threatening and intimidating woman entering Southlands clinic.  

Being ‘good Catholics’ and listing papal lacky MP Bill English as a supporter, 'Southlanders for Life' are not just harassing those women wanting terminations but also ironically those there for fertility treatment.   

Amongst their callous targets in their ‘name and shame policy’ are staff and those attending the clinic plus their relatives for good measure.   

Threats include this email sent anonymously to the Abortion Law Reform Association back in October…. 

“People who work at the clinic are legitimate targets and so are you. You’ll be hearing from me again, that is if your computer, or in fact your premises, are in one piece,” 

These fucktards can’t see the grand irony being supposed ‘pro-life’ on one hand yet advocating ‘killing in the name’ and engaging in violence on the other.    

They are so pig ignorant they can’t even see the fact their chosen god ‘Yahweh’ actually loves abortion!  

Yahweh terminates literally millions of pregnancies every week.   

His manifesto ‘The Bible’ parts one & two has not one bad word to say about abortion.   

You don’t even have to be a Christian either for Yahweh to go about his number one pet hobby – murdering children in the womb.      

Hitler and his henchmen, all good Catholics by the way, were just pretenders when it comes to senseless, barbaric murder.   

Yahweh and his brat are the fetus-fanticide kings and Southland's anti-abortion rabble are his # 1 supporters.   

 

 

Catholic Bloggers want their Church to be exempt from Child Abuse Investigations, Priests reporting deviate practices.

There are some sick people on the internet.

Not just the unbalanced and paranoid but frankly (no pun as you’ll find-out intended) dangerous.

Dangerous because they attempt to inflict their warped ‘world view’ on society, care little of their view threatens the well-being of others – including vulnerable children.

Fortunately they are a minority, tend to stand out against the norm.

Those of a religious persuasion normally become priests.

The others failed teachers or work behind a desk at your local City Council.   

Only a person with serious moral issues could propose that the Australian Government’s investigation into institutionalised abuse should exempt one of the main perpetrators, The Catholic Church.    

A recent study said 97% of Australians in the street support their governments formation of a Royal Commission into child sexual abuse.

Nielsen who did the poll said they could not recall a poll issue ever receiving such universal support.

So who constitutes the 3% of people would be against such an investigation?

Here in New Zealand we don’t need to look far to locate the fringe-dwellers who would call for Australia to exempt The Catholic Church from being able to practice it’s age-old tradition of child-fucking.

    1.) The author(s) Kereopa of the Catholic site ‘BeingFrank’ accuses the Australian Government of religious persecution! Laughable stuff. I bet his favourite sites includes one on the CIA covering up Alien invasions plus some hard core bondage to recreate those same naughty feelings he got as a 12 year old when Father Paddy stripped naked to cane his bum. Mind-you saying that Catholics do know what persecution is, since historically they have no peers.   

     2.) Lucia Maria, one messed-up lady, argues on N.ZConservative that priests who knew about fellow kiddy fiddlers should be exempt from reporting them to any other authority apart from their church and god. What good that will do since the majority of Catholic priests are deviates is beyond me and the other 97%. Strangely their god Yahweh and his lad JC act as silent witness’s never intervening when these cases happen. Lucia goes on to justify priests having an exemption from the civil world that reports boy buggerers by quoting her favourite non-fiction hardback ‘That was Jesus' entire mission, to set up a system whereby we can gain forgiveness and the friendship of God’.  Yep, that’s the same voyeur god and brat that I told you tacitly approves deviancy.

 Kereopa and Lucia Maria are manifestations of that 3%.    

   

IRELAND: YOU ARE A DISGRACE

Headlines read… A young woman died of septicaemia in Ireland after Catholic doctors refused to terminate her miscarriage because abortion was against the country's law and religious beliefs. Savita Halappanavar, 31, died last month in University Hospital Galway after three days of agony, the Irish Times reported overnight (NZ time). Doctors told her she was losing her 17-week pregnancy, as her cervix had dilated and the amniotic sac had broken, and that the foetus would not survive. Her husband told the newspaper she begged for birth to be induced but was told this was not possible because the foetal heartbeat was still present "and this is a Catholic country". Praveen Halappanavar said that his wife, a Hindu, said, "I am neither Irish nor Catholic," but they said there was nothing they could do.”

Let’s now play word association…….

Ireland: De facto Papal State

Irish Thinking: Angela’s Ashes

Irish Pubs: Dim & Drab

Irish Weather: Refer Irish Pubs

Use Ireland in an Acronym: I.R.A  

Ireland in WW2: Makes sound like a chicken 

Successful Irish Sporting Teams: Pass

The civilised world awaits your CV.   

The Six Million Dollar Man is all but reality

Today's Football Results.....

League Division One: 

Science Replacing Limbs '1050'

God Replacing Limbs 'Zero'   

God Loves Barack Hussein Obama

The United States of America is the world’s # 1 Christian Nation.

Far more Xians per head of population than anywhere else you can care to name.

A staggering 50% semi-literate people in this country believe in creationism, the planet we spin on is just 6,000 years old.

Clearly Yahweh the Christian’s head-honcho of choice has plenty to care about when it comes to electing a leader in his main earthly bastion.

It must therefore be apparent to all Americas Christians, that Yahweh’s providence guided more voters to ‘tick the box’ for Obama.  

Deafening, Unmistakable Conclusion: God Loves Barack Hussein Obama.  

. 

Wanted: N.Z’s Dumbest Criminals

Pictured, try not to laugh, are two South Island crims currently on the run from the Kiwi coppers.

Just how far they think they are going to get being so heavily decorated with hideous facial   tattoos like these is beyond me?    

My tip is the coppers should first check-out the small Westland town of Loserville.   

Tongan Ponzi Sucker guided by God drags his church down the toilet

Amongst the victims of Kiwi, David Hobbs, accused of masterminding a $58 million investment scheme recently labelled a scam by Australian authorities, was the Tongan Church -Tokaikolo 'Ia Kalaisi.

Hobbs alleged Ponzi scheme also took in pensioners on both sides of The Tasman.    

But back to Auckland and the church run by Dr Liufau Saulala, who has refused requests to have the Tokaikolo church accounts independently audited to ascertain the amount of poured down the toilet by its members.

People who by & large could least afford it.  

“People have lost so much, I've heard it from so many, they have lost their mortgage, they have lost their jobs," said Tongan newspaper editor, Ulualo Pouhila over the sad state of affairs.

Yet rather than ‘fess-up’ to his failed get-rich scheme the audacious Dr SauIala now wants his congregation to give more to save their church from being repossessed by the bank!  

This is the same guy that originally earnestly told his worshippers they needed to raise more than $1 million to invest in a scheme organised by Hobbs.

His ‘sell’ at the time was "Dr Hobbs is part of this through God and I'm really happy because he gives us all his energy to the church, he believes in this truth."

If only Saulala had have taken independent financial advice rather than listening to the faux voices in his head his church wouldn’t be in the crap.    

Is any creature safe in Kaitaia?

This summary is not available. Please click here to view the post.

Sick American Politician tells the world Rape is a Gift from his God

Out of the mouths of babes (in an intellectual sense of the word)

Indiana Senate candidate Richard Mourdock, who's been locked in one of the country's most expensive and closely watched races, was asked during a debate on Tuesday whether abortion should be allowed in cases of rape or incest.

"I struggled with it myself for a long time, but I came to realise that life is that gift from God. And, I think, even when life begins in that horrible situation of rape, that it is something that God intended to happen," Mourdock said. 

I struggle with fuck-wits like Mourdock – from hence forward aka Mourcock.

Frankly I want to punch him in the face.

Mourcock is a twisted prick.  

Further Mourcock is frankly a danger to society with such destructive beliefs.

The irony here is religious creeps like him have the audacity to lambast, ridicule anyone who doesn’t believe in his god Yahweh.

This is the same depraved god that sits idly by twiddling his thumbs while some poor girl is being raped and then rejoices when she becomes pregnant with her attackers child.  

The world according to Mourcock resembles some dark Orwellian scene.

Human empathy and compassion have no place when placed against the brutal dogma & beliefs of an ancient Middle Eastern tribe he chooses to follow.    

Any person that votes for Richard Mourdock should be sterilised.

Seriously: Is it time to Nuke Afghanistan?

Incident 1 this week: A man in a western Afghan city has confessed to stabbing his wife to death to prevent her from taking a job outside the home.

Incident 2: A woman was beheaded in the same city for refusing alleged demands by her in-laws to engage in prostitution.

Why the hell are countries like yours and mine spilling blood in the despotic shit hole called Afghanistan?

History shows us the population of Afghanistan are perpetually uncivilised, unstable and dangerous.

The best thing Western Governments can do is to ‘dirty bomb’ the mountains surrounding the place with nuclear waste and create a deadly moat.  

Then patrol the place from the air with a fleet of a thousand drones and obliterate anything that moves.      

The day after Western troops leave it will revert to the 13^th Century.

Let’s leave them to it.  

Violent Nut Case Preacher Deported

The congregation Penrose’s Assembly of God (Auckland) church is almost an exclusively Samoan.

The pastoral staff also share the same heritage including until recently Pastor Reti Falaniko.

But Pastor Falaniko won’t be preaching anywhere in New Zealand from now on.

He and his pacemaker are on a plane back to Western Samoa.

Falaniko savagely abused his wife over their three year marriage, including gouging her eye out.

Last week The Immigration and Protection Tribunal heard:

-         - The beatings started after he felt his wife did not give his the respect in public he thought he deserved

-         - After failing to say ‘thank you’ after one of his sermons he stomped on her

-          - He smashed a coffee table above her head resulting in seven stitches

-          - After falsely accusing her of having an affair he told his wife “Watch this. You’re going to die” Then proceeded to gouge her eye out with his thumbs. Doctors weren’t able to save it. His wife is now considered ‘functionally blind’. 

  

-         - 11 offences were catalogued

Pastor Reti Falaniko exhibited all the tendencies of a violent psychopath and with the same lack of remorse.   

His only defence to deportation was he had a pacemaker installed, the result of a heart-attack, that could not get serviced back in his native country.

The Tribunal checked this out and found out his ascertains were, not surprisingly, false.  

So where was The Assembly of God over the three years this systematic brutality was going on?

One of the earlier assaults occurred on Church grounds so it’s hard to see how the leadership of The N.Z Assembly of God could have been unaware one of their ministers was offending, intervened accordingly.   

The N.Z Assembly of God therefore stand condemned along with their ‘man’. 

     

     

It’s time for Andy Moore to admit his God loves Abortion

New Zealander, Cantabrian and erstwhile American Andy Moore is a rather complex bloke.

At one juncture, back home here in N.Z he supported a liberal party, ACT.

In America that’s the Libertarians.

Ironically ACT’s ‘prosthelytising’ Less Government in Your Life’ campaign stands stood at our local Agriculture Show only metres from his own ‘blood and guts’ displays of the evils of abortion.   

But as Ian Steward (Star Sunday Times Sept 9^th 2012) rightfully pointed out Kiwis are largely ambivalent to ‘single message’ politics.

Abortion doesn’t rate in New Zealand.

Most New Zealanders don’t believe in an interventionist god.  

So poor old Andy was left banging his head against a brick wall, pissing in the wind here in New Zealand, with people like me poking fun at him and an ambivalent press.  

Computer savy his greatest success came via the internet.

Abortion Wiki is one of his.

He also set-up a mirror site to New Zealand’s Abortion Law Reform Association.   

Back in 2010 Andy Moore boarded a plane to the epicentre of the anti-abortion movement, the only Western Country I can think of where abortion is a major issue, The United States.  

Originally it was for a speaking tour – rather surprising – since by & large Americans struggle to understand ‘the mother tongue’.

Immediately he found a kinship and soon a relationship with the daughter of the person who first sponsored the trip.      

He now has a child, in the sanctity of marriage of course.

His web site ‘Star Studded Super Step’ - a blog site I must gleefully point-out once attracted only a half of the hits of my own – now features a lead article ‘Davy Crocket Defender of The Constitution’.    

There are still articles about New Zealand on Andy’s blog like the one associating the return of Free Milk in New Zealand with Free Abortions but to find then you need to transpose the dates to American i.e. 9/11 in N.Z terms = 9^th November, and ignore politicking to vote for Rick Santorum. Hardly a libertarian.        

But has always grated me about Andy Moore is his total inability to answer one question relating to his abortion crusade, the one no anti-abortionist dares answer.  

One which I’ve posted on his site regularly and always got a ‘wishy washy’ answer.

The question I pose is simple:

WHY DOES THE GOD OF THE BIBLE KEEP ABORTING CHILDREN?

Yahweh’s tally is in the billions.

You could start a thousand 10 story abortion clinics around the globe, staff them with ex concentration camp guards, have them operate 24/7 and never come close to Yahweh’s kill rate.

My own wife and I went through the trauma of a mis-carriage.

Currently 15 to 20 per cent of woman similarly self-abort, it’s very prevalent.  

A massive percentage, given Andy and his fellow zealot’s god Yahweh, apparently has the power to intervene and allow the foetus to fully gestate.   

Moore and his followers grab Yahweh’s manifesto at every point and use it as some sort of moral justification for being pro-life when in-fact god didn’t put a single line in about abortion being bad.

The evidence is obvious to anyone, Christians especially.  

The god of The Bible loves killing the unborn.

So it is high-time for Andy Moore to admit the god he prays to loves abortion.

In-fact goes about the ghastly task with perverted relish.

Fess-up Andy. 

 

World Exclusive Photo: Jimmy Saville meets the leader of the World’s Largest Child Sex Network

What acts of depravity are off-limits to Catholic Clergy?

In case you missed-it, were out feeding your kids in their windowless bunker, you can now add Baby Snatching to Catholicism’s litany of organised, sponsored abuse.

Decades of baby snatching by Catholic nuns in Spain have come to light.

Hundreds of innocent families ripped apart.

The modus was simple: a single mother or unworthy parents would be told their baby had died at birth and the baby then given to a ‘good Catholic family.’ 

Catholic families who knew full-well the baby they were given was ripped literally from it's true mother arms, just seconds after the umbilical tubes were tied. 

All parties in this heinous crime had zero morals.

Nothing surprising in that.    

Per normal ‘form’ Church officials knew this baby-theft was going-on, supported the practice, covered-it-up and then lied to authorities when the number was up.  

Seriously – what is left in the field of human degradation?  

What acts of depravity are off-limits to the Catholic Clergy?

Without mixing my metaphors ‘is anything sacred’?  

Now the golden days of boy buggery are over will we hear about a sheep breeding program by Catholic Parish’s to provide a lawyer-free sexual outlet for Priests?  

Frankly fucking a sheep pales against taking a couples new-born, falsely telling them he/she was dead and then making the grieving parents attend what is a mock funeral.