Showing posts with label President Lugo. Show all posts
Showing posts with label President Lugo. Show all posts

Thursday, April 23, 2009

President Lugo gives hope to all middle-aged males


Wow, for a bloke in his late 50’s the current P.M of Paraguay, is proving to be a randy old bugger.

Considering what facts have come to light recently, it’s little wonder he's beaming ‘from ear to ear’, in the above photo.

So move over the French P.M.
President Fernando Lugo of Paraguay has you trumped – big time!

The 3rd woman, this month (so far) has come forward, and said her child was fathered by, the virile el’ presidente.

When the first of his bastards, became public news and hot-gossip in Paraguay, a couple of weeks back, Fernando reluctantly accepted paternity.

Now another two ‘young things’ have come forward to say “Bishop Lugo knocked me up”.

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, the now president of Paraguay was once a Catholic Bishop.

He resigned as bishop of the San Pedro province in 2004, and announced he would run for the presidency two years later, but was still registered as a bishop until last year when Pope Benedict XVI relieved him from his vows of chastity.

Evidently these vows to ‘keep ones cock in ones pants’ meant little to this Bishop, come President elect.

And when I mentioned those’ young things’ above, the horny Bishop was partial for his concubines to be at least half his age, preferably less.

By my math’s, the one he fessed-up-to-knocking-up, was just 17 when he starting practicing making babies.

So cheers to you Bishop/President Lugu.

You give hope to all middle-aged men, but mate at this rate, one begins to wonder – which one of the newborn, in Paraguay is not yours?