I LOVE GLOBAL WARMING

It’s the first week of April, winter sports starts on Saturday and it’s another balmy day in Christchurch - 21 degrees, t-shirt material.   

In fact we have had close to six months of summer here. 

I love it and I want to thank the countries like China, India and the United States of America for emitting so many CO2’s into the atmosphere.  

It’s thanks to your obstinacy Christchurch is bathed in glorious weather.  

Nor do I care a hell of a lot about the future of the planet. 

I will be long dead when and if the shit hits the fan, Christchurch becomes the Venice of the South.   

The hard reality of being a human-being is we mostly have an innate lack of empathy for others outside our immediate village.  

Ostensibly we leave our money and problems to our kids.   

In short: ‘why should this generation be the first one to care about the next?’  

Does anyone in Russia honestly care about New Zealand any more than we care about them?  

Have you run into anyone who has said “I worry about the future of my great grandkids”?   

The daily grind of earning enough money to eat, get shelter stymies empathy for most of the planets populous.  

They watch catastrophes from overseas on telly then switch over to The Simpsons muttering “I’m glad it didn’t happen here.”   

Only the rich, scientists and civil servants have the time to worry about global warming.   

India is building a coal-fired power station at rate of one a week yet New Zealand has enough coal for our own entire energy needs for at least three centuries and in a grand irony we can’t burn it here in commercial quantities but we can bulk export it so it can go up the chimney in China!    

Realistically what individual can do anything to stop weather change?   

Besides who would want to stop the weather getting better?  

Not me! 

I’m getting an old fridge and smashing it to release all that ‘goodness’ into the atmosphere.  

This songs sums up my position succinctly.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

YALE-UNIVERSITY REPORT CONCLUDES IT’S UP TO ATHEISTS TO SAVE THE PLANET.

Yale University has just published its 2009 environmental protection index.

New Zealand is in 15th place, with a score of 73.4. Iceland is top at 93.5.

Sierra Leone is bottom at 163 with 32.1.

The results are a damning indictment on the locations around the globe which are inhabited largely by those who believe in superstitious intervention.

The naïve people who believe it will be God who will come and save the planet – so who the hell cares if we crap in the local river and decimate the local forestation & wildlife?

The statistics don’t lie – overall compared to heathens religious inhibitors of Planet Earth don’t care about the environment, more-about getting to heaven and appeasing their God than providing a sustainable future for their children.

Christians and Muslims embrace an apocalyptic end for human life anyway and millions of humans dying due to environment catastrophe fits-in exactly with their beliefs.

This ‘End of Days’ is something they embrace, their chance for salvation, as they drive to Church in their Hummers and watch the burn-off from oil-drilling rigs waft into the atmosphere.

Breaking the Yale study down further we see it’s Hindu and Buddhist countries in particular who were the worst offenders in their treatment of the environment.

At the other end of the scale the statistics prove it was mostly the atheistic countries – the ones that embraced science over superstition – that overall came-out as the communities that cared the most about their local environment and the planet as a whole.

The report is a stark reminder that it’s up-to the Atheistic peoples of Earth to lead the battle for environmental survival.

God is melting The South Island's Glaciers!!

After watching this video, some readers may still believe it's Global Warming behind New Zealand’s receding glaciers.

Others, including the monotonal twit off Godtube , say it’s merely the foretelling signs from God, that the big fella about to come round for a beer, and discuss those issues you have with porn.

WRONG ON BOTH COUNTS!

I have conclusive evidence, that what is actually happening to the South Island’s Glaciers, are in fact a sign from God he is angry.

And what you may ask is the subject of Gods anger?

This establishment:

A well-known and large Hotel in Hokitika (150 miles from Fox & Franz Joseph Glaciers, no where near Wellington, height in 1990 unknown)

Nothing escapes God Almighty, especially not two of the offerings, from the Entree Menu at the Hotel’s Restaurant:

Seared Tiger Prawns with garlic, chilli and lemon-grass.

Pan-fried Scallops with streaky bacon.

Clearly a Prawn is a marine crustacean and Scallops are bi-valves.

Both of these sea-creatures are abominations in the eyes of the Lord!

The Scriptures (Leviticus 11:9-12 and Deuteronomy 14: 9-10) strictly forbid consumption of shell-fish let alone the provedoring.

Beelzebub himself could not have created a more devil-some concoction, and it’s no wonder God is now taking his vengeance out on some of the West Coasts biggest tourist attractions.

[ Warning: This article is about to display a candid photo of one of these evil abominations. Avert your eyes if you are easily offended. ]

Brazenly the Hotel’s web site even displays a publicity photo of the ungodly Scallops:

Have these 'Coasters' no shame in the sanctity of Gods word?!

Mark what I say: God will continue to melt The South Islands Glaciers until all these unclean foods are withdrawn from the menu!