Save Animals from Exploitation SAFE’s Historic Template

Seriously the followers & politburo of SAFE (Save Animals from Exploitation) must truly  feel like they were born at the wrong time and place in history.  

Yearn for a time when virtually all of their aims were being implemented by an enlightened political regime that saw eye-to-eye with them, stood side by side in respect to animal welfare laws and hatred of those who choose to eat meat, being the normal thing for humans to do. Even SAFE members salavate like Pavlov's dog when they get a whiff of a steak on a BBQ.    

Share a mutual philosophy that “animals are not merely creatures in the organic sense, but creatures who lead their own lives and who are endowed with perceptive facilities, which feel pain and experience joy and prove to be faithful and attached.” 

Shit this sort of stuff sounds like it was cut and pasted from SAFE’s web site only we are talking last century.   

Oh yes the good old days not so long ago when mass production chicken farms were banned. 

Hey, that’s exactly what SAFE wants for New Zealand today.  

Vivisection outlawed.  

More top 10 stuff from SAFE 2012.   

“An absolute and permanent ban on vivisection is not only a necessary law to protect animals and to show sympathy with their pain, but it is also a law for humanity itself” (1933)   

Animal abusers were treated harshly, imprisoned, some dying as a result of their treatment.  

Back then a fisherman who cut up a frog to use as bait was one of those sent to jail.   

People eight decades ago who had power to their convictions & began far-reaching laws to ban hunting in their country and even beyond their borders.      

Something SAFE would doubtless embrace in respect to their stand towards duck hunting, probably all recreational hunting in truth.    

A government that oversaw banning the religious slaughter of animals.   

SAFE ticks this box as well, that’s something they doubtless think is a fab policy.       

What about telling people they can’t eat meat, that’s a key tenant of SAFE?  

Well this regime had a leader who not only didn’t eat meat himself he wanted everyone on the planet to join him as a vege!  

Fuck me those guys were way cool when it came to animal welfare and championing the vegetarian cause.     

These all-round good guys were a virtual mirror vision of SAFE NZ in terms of animal welfare policies, issues of their day.   

This by the way is the leader in question playing fetch with his dog Blondi.  

 

 

He positively loved dogs, was inconsolable when Blondi died an untimely death. 

 

Their number two deplored hunting and trapping, wanted animal abusers executed.  

Their number three even ran a free range chicken farm at one point, was a proponent of organic farming.

63 million people died as a result of their twisted agenda.

Still what's 63 million in the scheme of things?

Good riddance to those carbon-emitting, animal murdering humans.

Animals and the planet we spin on come # 1 in SAFE's books (it's little and red by the way)

The Nazi's murdered entire families, babies in their mothers arms yet passed laws to sedate lobsters before they went in the pot.

Save Animals From Exploitation must pine for visionary politicians such as this.

The Green Party of N.Z, SAFES's political half-bred sisters, are positive lightweights in terms of animal welfare compared to the National Socialist German Workers Party.

Still SAFE now can thank Hitler and crew for this grand historic template, precedent to work-off.

The rest of us just need to remember what this template is next time a stinky SAFE collector comes hopping up to us at the shops dressed-up as a rabbit or corny cow.     

 

 

PS: Coincidentally SAFE's current campaign director here in N.Z just happens to be called Hans. 

 

 

  

It’s high time SAFE was banned

Members of the cult-like Kiwi organisation SAFE (Save Animals from Exploitation) are a rare breed of human.

They seemingly lack the capabilities to distinguish between humans and animals.

They have developed the innate ability to bestow anthropomorphic traits on the lowest of creatures, tell us what we can and can't have for breakfast.  

The concept of talking, dancing happy rodents like Mickey Mouse has nothing on these guys.

And whilst on the subject of Mickey Mouse – that’s exactly what SAFE is.

Like all eco-fascist ‘green voting’ groups SAFE has an underlying agenda.

That is to rid meat eating humans from the food chain in this country.

Cats and dogs are fine chomping into plates of meat but not omnivores such as you and me.   

We need to be on all fours fighting bovines for our green pastures.   

Duplicitously SAFE doesn’t have any issue with exploiting Kiwi’s addicted to pokie-machines bleeding dry charitable trusts up and down the country to fund their anti-meat campaign.  

Happy dressing-up pimply faced idealistic teens in fancy dress and harassing shoppers at local shops for a few coins.  

SAFE is affiliated, natural bed fellows (does that make it bestiality?) with PETA.

That’s People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals by the way, not to be confused with People for Eating Tasty Animals – a group I support from the pit  of my stomach, it’s gastric juices.

PETA wants honey to be outlawed because it is exploiting bees, zoo scrapped, fishing banned as a barbaric, as well as those evil blind people and their seeing-eye dogs. 

In between ghastly Vegan Potluck dinners, that’s no snide joke by the way, SAFE is equally into banning a whole gambit of N.Z ‘issues’ they see as important: all genetically engineered crops, rodeos, horse racing, greyhound racing, duck shooting, the use of 1080 to kill N.Z’s pests, testing on animals, zoos closed, circus's banned etc etc.   

They openly champion protests as a valid way of getting their point across and running campaigns to ‘corral’ people into becoming vegetarians or preferably vegans.

SAFE’s innocuous name for their campaign to stop Kiwi’s eating meat is ‘Go Vege’

They must have spent hours over the lentils & mulberry wine coming up with that winner.

SAFE has no issue twisting the facts to New Zealanders in their publicity to entice Kiwis away from eating meat, aid their narrow agenda.  

In an attempt to bolster their claims for ditching meat, our 4^th biggest export SAFE states ‘some of the most influential minds of our lifetime’ were vegetarians’ and goes on to list:

Albert Einstein: Einstein was a meat eater for 95% of his life only converting to a vege diet in his last years, which is like saying an alcoholic who managed to give-up booze for a few months was a teetotal. Selective choice at best.

Leonardo da Vinci: Was an animal lover but there is no conclusive info on da Vinci’s diet other than a multitude of cut and pasted pro-vege-sites to say either way.

Gandhi: This guy drank his own urine so hardly an advert for eating healthy.

Abraham Lincoln: Hunted wild turkeys, raccoons. His favourite cuts of meat included sirloin steaks, short loin, ribs, round steak, rump, short ribs and chuck. I hope he invites me to his next BBQ sounds like a top bloke, not the sort to fill your plate with saggy lettuce.  

Vincent van Gogh: Believed “Vegetable food is sufficient, all the rest is luxury” but this philosophy didn’t prevent him eating meat, just not a lot. He had a preference of sausage over meat.

‘Vegetarianism is the New Black’ according to SAFE and their faux list of historic celebs (above) which in a glaring oversight managed to leave-out histories best known true vegetarian, someone who loved dressing in black & browns as well: Adolf Hitler. 

That’s a shame really as Hitler and SAFE share(d) the same philosophy, not just their mutual hatred of meat-eaters, love of animals – after-all the Nazis pioneered animal welfare, willingness to exploit human frailties to achieve their goals.       

That’s hoisting their own beliefs on to people, whether they agree with them or not.  

Maori Church poised to become Key Player in N.Z Politics

The N.Z Labours Party is currently discussing with The Ratana Church to become an affiliate, in the same capacity as say its current main backers like Council of Trade Unions and Post Primary Teachers' Association.  

All Labours current six affiliate groups are currently unions.  

This as formal accession of power to a fringe church group (approximate membership 40,000 and falling) is a dangerous political development, one that needs exposing.

A religious body could soon be a part of the decision making, inner circle of the second largest political party in New Zealand.

Please don’t prattle on about historic ties between The Ratana Movement and The N.Z Labour Party.

Till now this relationship between Ratana and Labour has been informal.

I’m sure there are members of The Ratana Church also voted National and ACT, anyone who belongs to a church should be able to vote for whom they so desire.  

It’s called secularism.     

Being one of seven affiliates means Ratana will soon wield immense power, including who gets to stands for the party and its policies.    

Picture National having affiliates from the Catholic Church sitting around their board-room.

Sorry bad example – that’s right The Catholic Church already have Bill English and Gerry Brownlee well positioned around Cabinet tables, big ones in Gerry’s case  – so let’s give you another analogy.

Imagine National allowing The Exclusive Brethren to vote on party policy?

The Green Party allowing Save Animals from Exploitation to have a say on the party list?       

Secular politics in New Zealand is in danger of being eroded if political parties allow special interest groups to hijack them.    

N.Z will become like the U.S where politicians are subservient to their backers like the nutcases in The National Gun Association.    

    

The Kiwi P.E Teacher come Pastor, his 17 year old hottie and what went on in his car.

We can’t name Mr X because the N.Z Teachers Council’s Disciplinary Tribunal doesn’t want us to know his identity.

Let’s call him Ron as in Ron Jeremy, much nicer than X.

What do we know about Ron from the Teachers Councils files?

He’s a PE teacher at a snooty North Island school that just happens to be faith based.

He’s also a pastor.

At the time of his indiscretion his wife had just given birth.  

Late one night he finds himself alone in a car with a ‘troubled’ 17 year old female student, part of a mentoring programme.

May-be the extracurricular course was Practical Sex Education?  

Anyway some adult type groping goes-on on the front seats before both parties felt guilty because their hormones trumped the word of their God.

Digits only. 

So it was a mutual attraction, we’ve all been there only personally I wouldn't be happy with just digits. 

Both confessed their sins.

In the wash-up, inclusive of the sheepskin car seat covers, Ron wasn’t actually de-registered by The Teachers Council.

Instead he’s chosen to take time off.    

To reflect one presumes. 

Footnote: These salacious articles always get far more views from punters. Nothing like scuttle-butt to bring em' in.    

Christchurch Catholics need to ask their boss for the $$$’s

Local Catholics, frankly about the only ones who care, are bemoaning the cost of re-building their basilica damaged in the Feb 2011 earthquake. 

The cost to re-build is in the hundreds of millions they claim they don’t have.  

My first fundraising suggestion for the oh-so-poor local Catholic parish is to give Father John Fitzmaurice a few hundred grand more and send him down to the track to double it.     

In case you haven’t noticed the Cantabrian public are way more interested in preserving the symbol of our city than a tacky symbol of Rome.  

Rather than moan like billyoo go have a word to this bloke about the money-side of the equation.

He’s the one who parks his arse on a throne of gold.   

Probably got a good angle on Austrian lakes and Nazi loot as well. 

FAMILY FIRST ENDORSES GAY MARRIAGE!

Family Fist First leader (as in raised arms from pulpits) Bob McCoskrie has recently claimed the push for same-sex marriage in New Zealand is a stepping-stone to legalising polygamy.  

So one can therefore take from this statement that his Christian pressure group Family Fist First is all-for same-sex marriage since its founding document is of course The Bible.  

The Bible positively endorses polygamy, fucking around and even incest where necessary. 

I mean who the fuck did Adam and Eve’s brats breed with, eh Bob?       

Then there’s David's son Solomon was obviously a randy bastard with way too much time and testosterone, having 700 wives and 300 concubines. Shit why bother with the sanctity of marriage, eh? Cripes 300 mistresses’ is even more than a run-of-the-mill French President.   

And this was after Solomon had banged the Queen of Sheba. Who blames David's lad Solomon there though, Queenie was apparently way hot and who cares about her cuckolded king of a hubby.   

God loves this sort of ribald crap and besides these were the days well before 70’s porn movies.

 

All they had to read at night was The Old Testament and not Penthouse Forum.       

Moses himself wasn’t happy with one bitch.   

Gideon, the bloke who pervs at you from the bottom draw of all good motels, liked to share his jism as well. 

Abraham fucked his maidservant and knocked her up.  

Jacob had 13 brats by two wives and two slaves he was fucking on the side.  

Saul had a mistress which he spudded-up twice.  

 

Yes siree there's heaps of positive stuff relating to marriage, relationships in The Bible, thanks for pointing out polygamy as one of them.

Indead The Bible is as positive endorsement of polygamy and ‘free love’ as you can find, unless you say go to a Mormon 2^nd hand bookshop or The Playboy Mansion every weekend.     

So thanks again Bob McCoskie for reminding all New Zealanders just how enlightened The Bible is when it comes to marriage.