Family Fist First leader (as in raised arms from pulpits) Bob
McCoskrie has recently claimed the push for same-sex marriage in New Zealand is
a stepping-stone to legalising polygamy.
So one can therefore take from this statement that his Christian
pressure group Family Fist First is all-for same-sex marriage since its founding
document is of course The Bible.
The Bible positively endorses polygamy, fucking around and even
incest where necessary.
I mean who the fuck did Adam and Eve’s brats breed with, eh
Bob?
Then there’s David's son Solomon was obviously a randy
bastard with way too much time and testosterone, having 700 wives and 300
concubines. Shit why bother with the sanctity of marriage, eh? Cripes 300
mistresses’ is even more than a run-of-the-mill French President.
And this was after Solomon had banged the Queen of Sheba. Who
blames David's lad Solomon there though, Queenie was apparently way hot and who cares about her
cuckolded king of a hubby.
God loves this sort of ribald crap and besides these were
the days well before 70’s porn movies.
All they had to read at night was The Old Testament and not Penthouse Forum.
Moses himself wasn’t happy with one bitch.
Gideon, the bloke who pervs at you from the bottom draw of all good
motels, liked to share his jism as well.
Abraham fucked his maidservant and knocked her up.
Jacob had 13 brats by two wives and two slaves he was fucking
on the side.
Saul had a mistress which he spudded-up twice.
Indead The Bible is as positive endorsement of polygamy and ‘free
love’ as you can find, unless you say go to a Mormon 2nd hand
bookshop or The Playboy Mansion every weekend.
So thanks again Bob McCoskie for reminding all New Zealanders just
how enlightened The Bible is when it comes to marriage.
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