24-year-old Spainard Osel Hita Torres – made international headlines back in 1985, when, aged five months, he was “recognised” (this process is worth a dissertation in itself ) as the “reincarnation” of Lama Thubten Yeshe, who shuffled off this mortal coil back in 1984.
Hand-picked by the Dalai Lama (refer above photo, taken from his childhood), he was put on a gold throne and worshipped by monks, who literally venerated him as a god.
Well it appears the austere, sacred life, holed-up in a monastery in Northern Indian, was not for Osel.
Much to the embarrassment and consternation amongst Buddhists, their ‘living-God’ is now back in Spain, doing the nightclub circuit, getting pissed, and getting laid.
Apparently he also enjoys football as well (with a surname Torres, it’s hardly a surprise)
The Spanish Football Premier League, is known as the La Liga.
In view of the subject matter, I have re-named ‘The Osel Hita Torres Spanish League-Table’, as ‘The La Liquor’ or ‘La Lick-Her’
Currently The La Liquor/La Lick-Her 'Table' reads:
1st ; Pussy
2nd: Beer and hard liquor
3rd: Football
4th: Being a living-God to millions of devotees
Hand-picked by the Dalai Lama (refer above photo, taken from his childhood), he was put on a gold throne and worshipped by monks, who literally venerated him as a god.
Well it appears the austere, sacred life, holed-up in a monastery in Northern Indian, was not for Osel.
Much to the embarrassment and consternation amongst Buddhists, their ‘living-God’ is now back in Spain, doing the nightclub circuit, getting pissed, and getting laid.
Apparently he also enjoys football as well (with a surname Torres, it’s hardly a surprise)
The Spanish Football Premier League, is known as the La Liga.
In view of the subject matter, I have re-named ‘The Osel Hita Torres Spanish League-Table’, as ‘The La Liquor’ or ‘La Lick-Her’
Currently The La Liquor/La Lick-Her 'Table' reads:
1st ; Pussy
2nd: Beer and hard liquor
3rd: Football
4th: Being a living-God to millions of devotees
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