That great oracle of intuitive journalism ‘The Woman’s Day’ is
reporting that Television Medium, Deb Webber is to make Christchurch part of
next month’s N.Z Tour.
Wop de fuck.
Lucky old us.
Just what a half destroyed city needs – a bull-shitting psychic.
Woman’s Day reports Webber is planning a free group
meditation session at the Papanui Workingmen's Club on September 30, in which
she hopes will help to "settle the earth".
I for one can see why she picked the illustrious surrounds
of The Papanui Workingmens Club for her spiritual healing sessions.
For starters most of The Pap Workingmans Club membership is
closer to God than a random cross-section of Christchurch society, more sympathetic
to the fanciful message of an afterlife.
“I see a man in the corner of the room playing with a very
large penis.”
“Does anyone know of a Tom, Thomas, Theo with a fixation to masturbate
in public”?
“He says his collection of videos are in the cupboard”
The other reason for Webber to pick The Pap Workingnens Club
, over say a school hall, is more obvious.
Most given nights its membership will be pissed enough to
believe in her psychic powers.
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Pant's are on fire?!
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