Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Worlds Oldest Dildo Discovered!


Here it is ladies and gentlemen….the world’s oldest known dildo.

Discovered in a Germany cave, its about 28,000 years old, which means it was hidden under the bear-skinned bed, of some Ice-Age babe, where the kids wouldn’t find-it.

At 20 centimetres long, this may be prove to be the crucial ‘missing link’ for proponents of the theory, men’s penis’s are in-fact shrinking.

Damn evolution!

It also gives new credence to the term ‘hard as rock’.

2 comments:

Orion77 said...

You sure its not bronze?

Uroskin said...

Dildo sizes are a poor indicator/predictor of penis sizes at the time of their production.
OTOH 20cm is actually small for a German penis, in my experience.

They must have found it close to the hearth because who wants a freezing cold stone near one's warm orifice?