Rejoice: Jesus Died so your Donut could Live!

Welcome to the wacky world of Christian Children’s Television.

All we needed was Barney the Dinosaur some-where on the set, reverting to his flesh-eating instincts, to top off this warped offering.

Fittingly all the moronic children are donning aprons that say 'TOOLS' in big letters.

Wait for the spooky “shedding of blood” (1:30) attempt at humour, which is meet by rapturous laughter by the adolescent actors.

The square-dancing drill about Second Corinthians 5:17, takes the bizarre to a new level.

Ghastly but funny as hell (as an atheist I’m qualified to talk about hell)

But wait there's more!

And sadly no Ginsu knife, either.

Be prepared to lose the will to live!