Monday, February 2, 2009

Gay Scientists Isolate Christian Gene

Now the Christianity gene has been isolated, as Atheists we must accept that Christians are born this way.

Powerless slaves to their genetic program.

Remember: No one chooses their religion.

We should pity theists & try and help them through their issues with imaginary, invisible beings & the maniacal desire to control others lives.

That doesn’t mean we take a soft line on their offensive practices like large groups of virginal men frequenting public places dressed in women’s clothing, nor the corrupting young minds with false stories of global genocide.

Above all we Atheists should be happy.

For Christianity is a sure sign, the world is nearing rapture in which all Atheists and other heathens will be whisked away up to join The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Let us pray - to he with the noodly appendages - that a cure can be found for the Christianity gene.


Anonymous said...

Hey there. I was hoping to find some brave atheist to have a public debate at Canterbury university (in March) with a well-known Christian about the existence of God- if you know someone who would be interested in making $100 for 20 minutes of their time on that day, please can you email me? Melissa email: Thanks very much.

Canterbury Atheists said...

Hi there Melissa

Not motivated by money, but would consider attending debate on the side of logic,given ALL the details.

Shoot them to me at: