Gay Scientists Isolate Christian Gene

Now the Christianity gene has been isolated, as Atheists we must accept that Christians are born this way.

Powerless slaves to their genetic program.

Remember: No one chooses their religion.

We should pity theists & try and help them through their issues with imaginary, invisible beings & the maniacal desire to control others lives.

That doesn’t mean we take a soft line on their offensive practices like large groups of virginal men frequenting public places dressed in women’s clothing, nor the corrupting young minds with false stories of global genocide.

Above all we Atheists should be happy.

For Christianity is a sure sign, the world is nearing rapture in which all Atheists and other heathens will be whisked away up to join The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Let us pray - to he with the noodly appendages - that a cure can be found for the Christianity gene.