Bodybuilding IS Gay!

Try typing ‘Gay Bodybuilders’ into Google and see what you get? 

2,700,000 hits when I tried it and I urge you not to do an image search unless you are ‘that way’ inclined and way more liberal than me.   

There’s a reason for this strong link between homosexuality and bodybuilding.  

Let’s be brave enough to bow to genetics, Darwinism here. 

Gay men like looking at well-toned males in the same way straight guys like looking at nice chicks – preferably unclothed ones.  

But the catch is gay men like looking at over-muscled men way more than women.   

It is gay men who form the largest audience when it comes to perving at naked muscled men.  

There is a whole sector of the porn industry built around gay bodybuilders and nothing similar for hetrosexual bodybuilders for good reason.    

Women by in large want their ideal man toned, athletic – but not looking like the Michelin Man or a walking Graf Zeppelin. Females by-in-large don't hunt-out heterosexual bodybuilder porn.     

Most men who are jealous of finely tuned muscles on other men are homosexuals. 

So if you want gay guys to check you out, wanking off with your image in their sub-consciousness - doing bodybuilding is a sure method to achieving those goals.    

For getting chicks 'in the sack' it's mostly a lemon.   

Then there’s that nagging issue of bodybuilding practitioners checking-out other guys physiques as an essential part of their chosen sport (is sweating and flexing even a sport?) a practice most strictly heterosexual men would squirm at.    

Next try convincing myself and most blokes on the street, that wearing skimpy thong on stage where you prance around like a 6 year old rhythmic gymnast is little more than disturbing homoerotic behaviour?  

Chicks also find posing a disturbing 'latent' expression, not normal behaviour too.        

The only other activity I could think of, which when you think about it has symmetries with bodybuilding given its effeminate, aesthetic nature - is ballet. 

Both require mirrors as essential training equipment, you strut around on stage and the audience know all the males on are gay.  

If you are proud of your sexuality and want to flaunt it - then good on you – I don’t care if you are gay want to show your package in budgie-smugglers to other men, just preferably do it away from me.  

 

Don't hide in the closet, instead book a week or so on Mykonos amongst friends, act on those latent tendencies.    

Everyone knows the majority of body-builders are gay or bi so no one will be surprised when you come out of the closet, least of all your sham wife/girlfriend who has seen your browser history.  

By all means lift weights, gulp down protein shakes, swoon and sweat around in false tan  & swimsuits with other men with the same tendencies.

Rejoice in the sure knowledge other men wank over you, find you hot and you like them doing it.

Deep down inside you know bodybuilding is gay and  secretly you love it that way.

Don't you ducky?

 

 

 

FAMILY FIRST ENDORSES GAY MARRIAGE!

Family Fist First leader (as in raised arms from pulpits) Bob McCoskrie has recently claimed the push for same-sex marriage in New Zealand is a stepping-stone to legalising polygamy.  

So one can therefore take from this statement that his Christian pressure group Family Fist First is all-for same-sex marriage since its founding document is of course The Bible.  

The Bible positively endorses polygamy, fucking around and even incest where necessary. 

I mean who the fuck did Adam and Eve’s brats breed with, eh Bob?       

Then there’s David's son Solomon was obviously a randy bastard with way too much time and testosterone, having 700 wives and 300 concubines. Shit why bother with the sanctity of marriage, eh? Cripes 300 mistresses’ is even more than a run-of-the-mill French President.   

And this was after Solomon had banged the Queen of Sheba. Who blames David's lad Solomon there though, Queenie was apparently way hot and who cares about her cuckolded king of a hubby.   

God loves this sort of ribald crap and besides these were the days well before 70’s porn movies.

 

All they had to read at night was The Old Testament and not Penthouse Forum.       

Moses himself wasn’t happy with one bitch.   

Gideon, the bloke who pervs at you from the bottom draw of all good motels, liked to share his jism as well. 

Abraham fucked his maidservant and knocked her up.  

Jacob had 13 brats by two wives and two slaves he was fucking on the side.  

Saul had a mistress which he spudded-up twice.  

 

Yes siree there's heaps of positive stuff relating to marriage, relationships in The Bible, thanks for pointing out polygamy as one of them.

Indead The Bible is as positive endorsement of polygamy and ‘free love’ as you can find, unless you say go to a Mormon 2^nd hand bookshop or The Playboy Mansion every weekend.     

So thanks again Bob McCoskie for reminding all New Zealanders just how enlightened The Bible is when it comes to marriage.

 

 

 

 

 

Why do Conservatives struggle with Homosexuality?

As a background to my story: New Zealand’s Parliament has just voted 2 to 1 to start formalising the ability for Gays to formally get married. Currently they can enter a pseudo marriage called a Civil Union.

 

Anyway the subject of Gay Marriage came up in topic around my bar leaner at my local pub on Friday night.

 

Most people in my group are conservative, default Catholics and National voters (think: Conservative Party in U.K or Republicans in USA)

 

It was surprising to hear how many thought being homosexual was something that was ‘learnt’ or ‘as a result of their up-bringing’

 

I listened tongue in check for a couple of minutes, musing their false logic before proclaiming…

 

“Oh I get it. The monastical life and teachings of the Catholic Church would explain why so many priests bugger little boys”

 

The discussion came to a prompt end.

 

Score one for critical thinking with a heavy dash of cynicism. 

 

         

 

Bishop Tamaki’s ‘spiritual’ father turns out to be a raving-homo!

The fallout-out (or would “blow-out” be a more appropriate term of phrase given the subject matter?) from Bishop Eddie Long rent-a-choir-boy affair has reached New Zealand.

And the stains (of the type not even modern washing-powers will remove) have reached the crocodile shoes of our own self-proclaimed bishop, Brian Tamaki.

Bishop Long, or as his rent-a-choir-boys got to call him ‘Big Ed’, journeyed down-under in 2003 after the year prior Tamaki had made it to Atlanta for some well-earned R&R.

2003 was a spiritual journey at the behest of Tamaki who runs New Zealand’s version of a mega-church, Destiny. Rather than being a double-meat wopper burger like say Longs ‘Birth Ministry’ Destiny would be better termed as one of those crappy small cheese-burgers McDonalds have. Soggy in the middle and with a tacky outer wrapping.

This trip and the ‘connection’ (not in a biblical sense one presumes?) Tamaki had with Long is out-lined in his autobiography. I think it’s in the section just after he admits fathering children out of wedlock?

In the chapter rather appropriately titled, given what now we know happens behind the scenes at The Birth Ministry, “Spiritual Father – a long time coming” Tamaki waxes lyrical over Long and his set-up. In case you get confused that’s the set-up of Longs organisation rather than the ‘set-up’ where he befriends teen boys, lavishes them with gifts and attention – then sodomises them.

"The instant that Bishop Long walked into the room our spirits connected without having said a word”

In the most Freudian of statements possible, Tamaki goes-on to say in his bio:

"I was a little taken aback by his embracing nature and the manner with which he greeted each and every one of us as if we were long lost brothers."


"I was impressed, yet the ease of our connection and the confirmation of a date was entirely in line with Kingdom principle - when God speaks, do it,"

Clearly when Longs felt the urge for “a connection” he didn’t have to look far to “do it.”

Tamaki is apparently going to issue a statement today about ‘Big Ed’ Long in which no doubt he’ll say he’s praying for him and to return the christening gifts.

I’ll be sure to do a follow-up on this.

15 of the Gayest Photos of sexually-confused old man

This is but one sample from a selection of 15 photos of Bene-dick.

An elderly man clearly confused as to his sexual orientation who has found an outlet to his natural desires (not involving the exchange of bodily fluids) that involves dressing flamboyantly using the wardrobe off ‘Priscilla Queen of The Desert’

The other intimate photos can be found here.