After watching this video, some readers may still believe it's Global Warming behind New Zealand’s receding glaciers.
Others, including the monotonal twit off Godtube , say it’s merely the foretelling signs from God, that the big fella about to come round for a beer, and discuss those issues you have with porn.
WRONG ON BOTH COUNTS!
I have conclusive evidence, that what is actually happening to the South Island’s Glaciers, are in fact a sign from God he is angry.
And what you may ask is the subject of Gods anger?
A well-known and large Hotel in Hokitika (150 miles from Fox & Franz Joseph Glaciers, no where near Wellington, height in 1990 unknown)
Nothing escapes God Almighty, especially not two of the offerings, from the Entree Menu at the Hotel’s Restaurant:
Seared Tiger Prawns with garlic, chilli and lemon-grass.
Pan-fried Scallops with streaky bacon.
Clearly a Prawn is a marine crustacean and Scallops are bi-valves.
Both of these sea-creatures are abominations in the eyes of the Lord!
The Scriptures (Leviticus 11:9-12 and Deuteronomy 14: 9-10) strictly forbid consumption of shell-fish let alone the provedoring.
Beelzebub himself could not have created a more devil-some concoction, and it’s no wonder God is now taking his vengeance out on some of the West Coasts biggest tourist attractions.
[ Warning: This article is about to display a candid photo of one of these evil abominations. Avert your eyes if you are easily offended. ]
Brazenly the Hotel’s web site even displays a publicity photo of the ungodly Scallops:
Have these 'Coasters' no shame in the sanctity of Gods word?!
Mark what I say: God will continue to melt The South Islands Glaciers until all these unclean foods are withdrawn from the menu!