Tuesday, August 5, 2008

God is melting The South Island's Glaciers!!

After watching this video, some readers may still believe it's Global Warming behind New Zealand’s receding glaciers.

Others, including the monotonal twit off Godtube , say it’s merely the foretelling signs from God, that the big fella about to come round for a beer, and discuss those issues you have with porn.


I have conclusive evidence, that what is actually happening to the South Island’s Glaciers, are in fact a sign from God he is angry.

And what you may ask is the subject of Gods anger?

This establishment:

A well-known and large Hotel in Hokitika (150 miles from Fox & Franz Joseph Glaciers, no where near Wellington, height in 1990 unknown)

Nothing escapes God Almighty, especially not two of the offerings, from the Entree Menu at the Hotel’s Restaurant:

Seared Tiger Prawns with garlic, chilli and lemon-grass.

Pan-fried Scallops with streaky bacon.

Clearly a Prawn is a marine crustacean and Scallops are bi-valves.

Both of these sea-creatures are abominations in the eyes of the Lord!

The Scriptures (Leviticus 11:9-12 and Deuteronomy 14: 9-10) strictly forbid consumption of shell-fish let alone the provedoring.

Beelzebub himself could not have created a more devil-some concoction, and it’s no wonder God is now taking his vengeance out on some of the West Coasts biggest tourist attractions.

[ Warning: This article is about to display a candid photo of one of these evil abominations. Avert your eyes if you are easily offended. ]

Brazenly the Hotel’s web site even displays a publicity photo of the ungodly Scallops:

Have these 'Coasters' no shame in the sanctity of Gods word?!

Mark what I say: God will continue to melt The South Islands Glaciers until all these unclean foods are withdrawn from the menu!

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