Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Nutty Christian Pressure Group wants N.Z Family Planning Closed!

New Zealand has one of the highest rates of teenage pregnancy in the western world. By the age of 21 one-in-four Kiwi woman have been pregnant at least once.

The Family Planning Association is the governmental agency that is empowered to educate and give advice on sexual health for all ages. Family Planning is free to access and provides free contraception to those that choose to avail themselves. They also test for STD’s, cervical cancer, AIDS etc.

In short they provide an invaluable & needed service in New Zealand Society.

Ominously there is now a pressure-group, inspired by the literal word of their favourite book, that wants Family Planning closed altogether.

Their name states their explicit mission: STOP FAMILY PLANNING.

In a scene closely reminiscent to Monty Pythons ‘The Meaning of Life’ Stop Family Planning believe the sanctity of human life begins literally “the moment your dad came.”

The spilling of ones seed, Onan style or otherwise, is an abomination in the eyes of their god and New Zealand society must be educated that sex is only for procreation.

Putting rubber things on ones diddle is pissing Yahweh off and must stop!

Sperm and egg-cells are people too and have rights!

Alarmingly their fringe Old Testament views of the way modern-society should treat the sanctity of male ejaculate and females fallopian tubes, managed to attract two hundred supporters, who marched to Parliament Building (Wellington) last week.

Not un-surprisingly Family First members were prominent in their ranks.

One part of me wants to burst in-to laughter at this group’s Victorian antics – but this group is not to be taken lightly.

The death of one sperm is murder and child-abuse!

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