The guy in the photo is Welshman, Daniel Jones, who appears for all intents & purposes , to be on his way to a fancy-dress do - dressed as Luke Skywalker.
First appearances can be misleading.
Danny ‘boy’ takes this Jedi Knight thing seriously, and is the self-appointed leader of The Jedi Church of U.K.
Given his lofty status I was hoping to find some confirmation he could use ‘the force’ to move things telepathically, like ripping the clothes-off desirable women without being detected.
But enough of this jest.
The Jedi Church considers itself as a bona-fide religion with a worldwide membership of 500,000. In the 2001 Census, 390,000 Englishmen ticked- the-box saying they were Jedi.
So when Jedi Jones got tossed out of his local Tesco supermarket last-week for wearing his hood, it doesn’t take much to guess his reaction.
He went bleating to the media crying “Religious discrimination”.
In-what was a masterpiece of rebuttal the spokesperson for Tesco, in 50 words of less, had this to say…..
“We would ask Jedi to remove hoods. Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda and Luke Skywalker all went hoodless without going to the Dark Side.”.
“If Jedi Knights wear their hoods, they may miss our specials”.
But here’s 'the bully'
What happened if Daniel, who by the way also employs the Jedi name Morda Hahol, had of entered the supermarket in a traditional turban or other so-called religious regalia?
Say like this fella, from the Russian Orthodox Church.
Similarly, would supermarket-security descended on a woman wearing Muslim headdress?
To the best of my knowledge Jedi's are not renowned for acts of indiscriminate violence - tubeway attacks, hijackings etc.
Tesco’s have probably dug them-selves a hole on this one, but one major question remains unanswered.
“When he was initially confronted by Tescos staff, why didn’t Morda Hahol simply use his mind control powers?”.