An enterprising atheist in New Hampshire has started a unique-service for the Christians in his community.
A Post-Rapture Pet-Care Service!
The rationale is perfectly sound.
What happens to Fido the mutt,Mittens the moggy when their masters are suddenly spirited-away to the heavens?
It’s not as if God is going to post a You-Tube announcing the event so you can open 200 cans of jelly-meat in advance, is it?
So Christians face their beloved pets becoming tasty-treats for the heathen masses left roaming the planet or even worse – letting them be adopted by a Hindu family.
The dire consequences of abandoning loved-family members whilst you waltz-around in the bosom of your savior up-in-the clouds - doesn’t bear thinking-about.
Enter the pet after-life insurance company Eternal Earth Bound Pets.
In the event of rapture those that have committed their lives to Jesus Christ and love their pets, can now pre-book an Atheist to come around and take care of their soulless beast.
It’s a win/win as far I’m concerned.
I wonder who has the New Zealand franchise?