Message to all Catholics: Rest easy all these problems in the church are down to The Homo’s and Jews.

After esoteric excuses, namely ‘Satan’, failed convince rational-humans & stop the keys on journalists type-writers clattering away, The Catholic Church has now turned to more traditional escape-goats to explain-away its current problems.

Now cornered, The Vatican wants you to now know all this messy child-molestation and cover-ups business - is all down to the Homo’s and Jews!

According to no lesser person that The Vatican Foreign Minister, who is on a visit to Chile, “there is a relationship between homosexuality and paedophilia.”

Meanwhile states-side it looks like U.S Catholic’s have entered the denial phase of their grieving-process.

We have a Catholic Bishop there now blaming the almost daily media reports on Ratzingers complicity in child-abuse cases as being part of a Jewish media conspiracy.

This is not just a Church in crisis - it is a Church in melt-down without a single ounce of moral fortitude between the whole-lot of them.

A sad bunch of twisted, old men bereft of the honesty to own-up to the problems besieging their organisation.

All Catholics should be shamed at this latest outburst.

But of course as ‘good Catholics’ they won’t be.

Catholics believe in everything they are told from The Church as literal truth – even when it is bare-faced lies, like pedophilia in its ranks is down to some-sort of homosexual infiltration and all the media reports are being beefed-up by a cliché of powerful Jews.

If there wasn’t such perverted & sinister motives to their deluded utterances - like The BBC is owned & run by a Jewish family - it would almost be amusing.