Alright it’s a fair cop – I’m not a psychic, my record with horse racing, alone proves as much.
Why should, those so-called psychic’s get to have all the fun, making ludicrous claims?
But before we get to my predictions, let’s measure them against an established ‘top’ professional.
Like say SYLVIA BROWNE:
- The United States economy will begin to see a recovery
Why should, those so-called psychic’s get to have all the fun, making ludicrous claims?
But before we get to my predictions, let’s measure them against an established ‘top’ professional.
Like say SYLVIA BROWNE:
- The United States economy will begin to see a recovery
- The withdrawal of all U.S. troops from Iraq
- Severe weather, specifically hurricanes and tornados, throughout all part of the U.S.
- The end of the road for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
- Health problems for Britney Spears, Clint Eastwood, and Robert Redford
- Two plane accidents on the U.S. East Coast over the summer
Now Canterbury Atheists very own in-house ‘Psychic Paul’ presents his own predictions for 2009 (at $100 per hour for private readings he comes cheap, and for female clients, he’ll even throw-in a free massage)
Notice his amazing accuracy, as one by one of his bold predictions come true!
There’s none of those ‘pussy’ generalisations you get with those other psychic pretenders - ‘Psychic Paul’ is the real-deal, discovered his sensory powers by accident one day, after his wife asked him to “take-off that friggin’ stupid tin-foil hat”.
He also claims attaching the Sky-TV Arial to his head with electrodes helps bolster his extra-sensory powers, as well as improving normal household reception on the families black & white T.V (with a few more paying clients he hopes to be able to afford colour one day & his own infomercial) Note: These amazing predictions are then 'channeled' via the family moggy (pictured above) using a design for a ‘Cat Communicator’ found in an old Popular Mechanics magazine & built it out of parts from Dick Smith Electronics.
Now Canterbury Atheists very own in-house ‘Psychic Paul’ presents his own predictions for 2009 (at $100 per hour for private readings he comes cheap, and for female clients, he’ll even throw-in a free massage)
Notice his amazing accuracy, as one by one of his bold predictions come true!
There’s none of those ‘pussy’ generalisations you get with those other psychic pretenders - ‘Psychic Paul’ is the real-deal, discovered his sensory powers by accident one day, after his wife asked him to “take-off that friggin’ stupid tin-foil hat”.
He also claims attaching the Sky-TV Arial to his head with electrodes helps bolster his extra-sensory powers, as well as improving normal household reception on the families black & white T.V (with a few more paying clients he hopes to be able to afford colour one day & his own infomercial) Note: These amazing predictions are then 'channeled' via the family moggy (pictured above) using a design for a ‘Cat Communicator’ found in an old Popular Mechanics magazine & built it out of parts from Dick Smith Electronics.
- A second All Black will be granted a sabbatical, to play rugby overseas
- Famous ‘Punk Music’ icon will die
- Obama will lead middle-eastern peace efforts
- An outsider will win the Melbourne Cup & the jockey’s colours will include white.
- Chinese share-market plunges as recession takes hold.
- A break through diabetes treatment will be announced.
- A terrorist attack will occur in a major European city with a large river
- Elizabeth Taylor, Patrick Swayze and Fidel Castro will all check-out on us as well.
And in the mid term…
In 2013 the Mayan Calendar prediction the world will end (2012) will be forgotten about, and a new dooms day date will be invented to scare the superstitious amongst us.
But wait there’s more….
THE EARTH WILL BE DESTROYED!
But that won’t be for another 4.3 billion years, when the sun starts blowing apart.
Note: I’m taking a break from my normal blogging activities for a couple of weeks. Playing my old vinyl,riding my bike and consuming beer. All comments will be cleared when I get around to it. So chill till then.
- Famous ‘Punk Music’ icon will die
- Obama will lead middle-eastern peace efforts
- An outsider will win the Melbourne Cup & the jockey’s colours will include white.
- Chinese share-market plunges as recession takes hold.
- A break through diabetes treatment will be announced.
- A terrorist attack will occur in a major European city with a large river
- Elizabeth Taylor, Patrick Swayze and Fidel Castro will all check-out on us as well.
And in the mid term…
In 2013 the Mayan Calendar prediction the world will end (2012) will be forgotten about, and a new dooms day date will be invented to scare the superstitious amongst us.
But wait there’s more….
THE EARTH WILL BE DESTROYED!
But that won’t be for another 4.3 billion years, when the sun starts blowing apart.
Note: I’m taking a break from my normal blogging activities for a couple of weeks. Playing my old vinyl,riding my bike and consuming beer. All comments will be cleared when I get around to it. So chill till then.
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